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Signs that you are addicted to pole dancing 1) Your pole gets wiped clean more often than your coffee table. 2) Regardless of your attire, the company that you are in, or the surroundings you find yourself in, you simply can't walk past a street sign, lamp post, tent pole, (or any other assorted scaffolding) without trying a trick... 3) Regardless of the occasion, you always have pole dancing grip in your handbag... because you just never know... Constant vigilance! 4) Your child's behaviour on the jungle gym's fireman pole causes a raised eyebrow among the other parents (and/or teachers)... 5) Your own behaviour on the playground fireman's pole causes even more of a brouhaha... 6) You tell the real estate agent that the ceiling must be at least 3m high, with solid beams, or you're not interested! Any clean, spacious room with high ceilings is wasted without a pole. 7) The way you pick up items you've dropped at work becomes "conversation" for the water cooler. 8) You forget that there are appropriate times and places to watch pole dance videos on youtube. (Tip: School, work, the library and the airport are not such places.) 9) Someone asks you what you're thinking and you absent mindedly reply "I'm just trying to figure out why my butterfly to flatline, to hiphold to gemini isn't working right..." 10) Your family members or flatmates no longer worry when they hear loud thuds followed by groans and/or swearing. 11) You are so proud of your bruises that you point them out to absolutely anyone that will listen. 12) Your living room furniture spends most of its time pushed up against the walls. Your pole is way more important! 13) You've made footprints on the ceiling. Any more suggestions? Mail us! |
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